21 Simply Genius Thoughts That Will Wrinkle Your Brain

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How do people come up with these brilliant things? Huge thanks to Redditors at r/Showerthoughts.

1.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.

2.

Every time you've beaten a computer at chess it's because it let you win.

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3.

When the North Korean citizens finally get freedom of information and internet they're going to realize the whole world was making fun of their country.

4.

I wonder if my cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner because he gives me food.

5.

There should be a movie rating based on how awkward it would be to watch with your parents.
Blondinrikard Fröberg / Flickr (edited)

6.

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

7.

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people" is a quote that discusses people.

8.

What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they’re rubbish?

9.

Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"?

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10.

If you're no longer covered by your parent's health insurance, your manufacturer's warranty is over.

11.

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet I'm not in on it so I have to spend hours studying it.

12.

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

13.

X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself.

14.

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

15.

If high school was a movie, high schoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it.

16.

No one has ever been in an empty room.

17.

When you want to make sure a piece of paper doesn't get folded, you put it in something called a folder.

18.

Right now, there are millions of formally dressed skeletons in our ground.

19.

If you break the laws of man, you go to jail. If you break the laws of god, you go to hell. If you break the laws of physics, you go to Sweden and get a nobel prize.
Adam Baker / Flickr (edited)

20.

Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous.

21.

The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

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